sacredflamingheart

How do you tell an angel that you don't believe in God? More importantly, how do you tell an angel to get off your damned lawn and leave you the hell alone? Okay, technically it's not a lawn. Technically it's a side-walk space that just happens to be in front of the door that leads into my town-house, where this so-called 'angel' has decided to park his angelic rear end. But it's still in front of my home, and he still won't leave. He doesn't carry one of those 'Hungry, please help' cardboard billboards because it's quite obvious he hasn't eaten. Thin wrists, sunken-in eyes, hollow cheeks: anyone with the basic inference package can tell he